So i stole another thing which everyone are doing!

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
A camel or a donkey.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I do.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm both. And a random animal impersonator. My mammoth is rather popular.

4. Do you take compliments well?
I bask in them!

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Fuckno. Get evil numbers away from me, plzktnx.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
No idea.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
Potentially, yes.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
God forbid, ew, ew.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Reading and Lion King.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
I would punch him SO hard.

11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
No.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I have no beliefs, therefore it would be someone with some beliefs. Well, only if he'd keep them so far from me i forgot they're there.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Both.

14. Use three words to describe yourself?
Arttrolllama.
Yes, there are three words.

15. Do any songs make you cry?
They do.

16.Are you continuing your education?
No idea. I think i got kicked out.

17.Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Sort of. I am always willing to practice, preferably on the population of Mea Shearim.

18.If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Figuring that my cat would be out quicker than me, the thinking part of the computer maybe..

19.How often do you read books?
All the time.

20.Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Mostly about the future, unless past vertigo happens, and then there's blood and vomit and rains of fish.

21.What is your favorite children's book?
Children's books are retarded.

22.What color are your eyes?
Shit-green.

23.How tall are you?
170

24.Where is your dream house located?
On some central street in London.

25.Do you have a secret fetish?
My fetishes are weirdish, precise, and not very secret.

26.Have you tried sushi?
Yep.

27.Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No, but could be fun.

29.When was the last time you were at Church?
I was 14. Cathedrals are beautiful. And choral music even more so.

30.Where was the furthest place you traveled?
Germany.

31.What was your favorite job?
The current one.

32.Do you like mustard?
Sure =]

33.Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep. I feel i haven't slept for 300 years.

34.Do you look like your mom or dad?
Like my mom.

35.How long does it take you in the shower?
Anything from 5 minutes to an hour.

36.Can you do the splits?
Nope.

37.What movie do you want to see right now?
Angels and Demons, again.

38.If you could fast forward your life, would you?
I want to be at the end of a degree. No matter which.

39.What did you do for New Year's?
Painfully and acutely NOTHING.

40.Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Didnt watch.

41.Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
I watched it long ago...weren't they all dumb sluts?

42.Do you own a camera phone?
Now i do ^_^

43.Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
Nah, its scattered.

44.Was your mom popular in school ?
Astonishingly so.

45.What's the last letter of your middle name?
"?"
I have no middle name.

46.Do you like your middle name?
I like my middle finger.

47.How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
2-4. wouldn't you -love- to be me...

48.Do you like care bears?
Quite a lot.

49.What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket?

50.Do you know how to play poker?
I forgot...

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
Sometimes. I dont forget, but just dont feel like it sometimes.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
Not ur bznz

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Some arab swine went and blew himself up together with a bunch of old men. Counts as big?

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two, or one, or not.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Do i look stupid?

56. Ever meet anyone you met on DA ?


58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like serious people as long as they've got some sense of humor.

59. Ever been to L.A.?
Nope.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
i got cake at granpa's bday.

61. Do you know other languages?
Yes.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I steal.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
Do i hate myself?

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Money.

65. Are you a gullible person?
Hard to tell.

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I need a camel.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Painter.

68. Are you easy to get along with?
No.

69. What is your favorite time of day?
Midnight to 3 AM

70.Are you generally a happy person?
I'm morbid!

Also, i'd like to say that i'm evil.
And that i found a large worktable.
And i want camel.

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