Urban Legend

I don't like vampires much myself, but still this gentleman happened somewhen in the army. I was probably sexually frustrated, tho it's not indication. And only after scanning, i can see just how disproportioned he is. But I still like the general feeling here.

My mom claims he looks like ~Snoosmumrik.
~Snoosmumrik claims he looks like ~Crawling-meower.
If ~Crawling-meower has anything to say to his defense, he better do it fast.